The Most Important GIFs From Week 10

Drake and Jay Cutler

It’s insane to think that just a few weeks ago Geno Smith was a starting quarterback and Mark Sanchez was not. (Thinking…) Nevermind, no it’s not.

You know what’s actually insane, though? It’s been more than two weeks without a J.J. Watt GIF, guys. And no one has even made a big deal about this. It is a big deal. Where has J.J. Watt been?!? Why hasn’t he made any GIF-worthy plays?!?

 

Sorry. Let’s get to the GIFs:

 

 

1. Detroit Lions fans, or air traffic controllers?

Lions Fans Sirens

Guys, where did you get these? I’d like one.

 

 

9. The Seattle Seahawks mascot flies around the stadium and lands on a guy’s head.

Seahawks Mascot

There’s nothing more exciting than when a sharp-clawed bird of prey gets loose before a game starts, right Seahawks fans?

He must use Pert Plus.

 

 

8. Eli Manning – never change.

Eli first shows us the difficulty of holding onto NFL footballs:

Eli Manning Loses Ball on Pass

Then he makes another classic Eli Manning face:

When Eli gets angry it’s difficult to decipher the exact reason why. Sometimes it’s because one of his receivers messed up or made a mistake, but other times it’s because his mom just came back from the supermarket without getting more Lunchables. By his reaction, I think it was the latter this time.

I can’t believe this guy won two Super Bowls. There really is no God.

 

 

7. Back of the Jersey Poll: Best Sack Dance of the Week Edition.

 

Text “A” to vote for Mychal Kendricks’ “Riverdance” celebration.

Mychal Kendricks

 

Text “B” to vote for Michael Bennett’s “Ravishing Rick Rude” celebration.

Michael Bennett Sack Dance Best

 

Text “C” to ask why anyone in their right mind would change the spelling of Michael to “Mychal”.

 

 

Text “D” if you would like to continue to receive shirtless pictures of Simon Cowell.*

*Standard data charges may apply.

 

 

4, 5, 6. The Green Bay Packers are good, the Chicago Bears are not.

I can’t remember the first year it was implemented, but now Madden has a feature where a player can select to play on a different difficulty level then their opponent. The Bears, apparently, still have their difficulty set to “All Madden”.

Clay Matthews Hit

Also, for the first time in the history of the National Football League, a ball was punted by someone from the other team before the actual punter could get his leg on it.

Packers Punt Block

 

You know things are really bad when the opposing quarterback is visibly laughing in your face on the opposite sideline.

Aaron Rodgers Smile and Laugh

By the way, if before the season began someone asked you to pick one quarterback, OTHER than Jay Cutler, that would completely implode by Week 10, you still would’ve picked Jay Cutler, right? Same here.

Do you know what it looks like to give up 106 points in two consecutive games? It looks like this:

Marc Trestman

20 bucks says once Bears head coach Marc Trestman is fired, he’ll be cast as the next Bond villain. You heard it here first.

 

 

2 & 3. The 49ers save their season (again/for now).

Since the schedule was released earlier this year, I have been waiting for this game. Waiting, and waiting, and then waiting a little bit more after that. That’s because in their showdown with New Orleans last season, 49ers linebacker Ahmad Brooks was called for an egregious, game-changing personal foul penalty on Drew Brees that all but handed the Saints a controversial victory and led to me dropping, approximately, 87 straight profanities in the middle of the NBC Sunday Night Football research room.1

This time around the 49ers escaped with a victory, thanks to this ridiculous 4th & 10 play from Colin Kaepernick to Michael Crabtree:

And Ahmad Brooks exacting his revenge on Brees:

Drew Brees Fumble

 

The game-winning field goal is, in a nutshell, what it’s like to root for the 49ers this season.

Phil Dawson Field Goal

We can’t even enjoy our made field goals without a side of heart attack.

 

What do you mean there was still some controversy??? Oh, you’re referring to this play?

To me that just looks like clear offensive pass interference on Saints tight end Jimmy Graham. No controversy there.2

Speaking of Graham…

 

 

1. Jimmy Graham scores a touchdown, The Joker grabs his ass.

If some random dude dressed as The Joker shows up anywhere and then does something weird or inappropriate, that’s kind of on you for letting him in, isn’t it?

 

 

BONUS!

 

The Week in Weirdo NFL Fans

Cardinals Fan Red Afro Cardinals Fan Uniform Cowboys Darth Philly Jets Fan Lions SB Ring Fan Packers Minion Costume Philly Fan All Green

 

This Weeks Winners and Losers…

 

Winner: the guy who dressed up exactly like Andy Reid.

Andy Reid Costume

No words can describe the amazing-ness of this costume. Spot effing on.

 

 

Loser: Cowboys wide receiver Cole Beasley.

He seems like a pretty nice guy.

 

 

Winner: The New England Patriots Twitter.

Great tweet… or GREATEST tweet?

 

 

Loser: Ray Lewis’ Monday Night Football wardrobe.

Ray Lewis Hat

Maybe Ray Lewis thinks that if he dresses like a detective from the 1940s everyone will forget that he killed a guy.

 

 

Finally…

John Gruden goes bananas.

 

See you guys next week!

 

 

About Rory Goulding

Rory is a Long Island native working in sports production, spending his time between New York and Connecticut. Rory is an avid football fan, and lover of all things basketball not named LeBron James. He spends his free time competing in professional hopscotch tournaments.
Twitter: @DoogieSchrat

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